I UNDERSTAND NOW

I went to see the movie Django Unchained today and it helped me to finally understand that I must INCORPORATE BADASSERY INTO EVERY ASPECT AND FACET OF MY DAY TO DAY LIFE. It does not matter if I'm sick with mono, stereo or viral surround sound. From now on I strut to the beat of loud alternative rock music and draw more pictures of chicks with big big big guns.  

Also, if all goes well I'm bringing Regan back to Pokemon Crossing!! There are dozens of new wayward Pokette locals who's eyes have not been opened to the futility of their empty hollow existences. There IS NO SANTA. He didn't come this year because he DIED of cardiac arrest from those INCREDIBLY HIGH CARB SUGAR COOKIES you left by the tree. THE CLOWNISH BAR SLAVE at the roost is always leaving spittle in your order because nothing about you is particularly likeable or worth preserving. You should really stop trying. Go home and curl up in a corner and DIE.